Yes, I Am In The Mood Right Now

I am sitting here listening to “Thus Spake Zarathustra” which is the opening them to the movie, “2001 A Space Odyssey” a science fiction thriller from what seems to be a hundred years ago now. This is the kind of music that can still cause chills in my groin and anal areas like no other can.

And that, my friends, is about all the creative aberration that I can muster for now.

This kind of writing does a lot of good when it is sucked up the nose with imaginary straws rather than leaving eyeballs glued to the computer screen.

I would create an artificial intelligence-created illustration to sweeten this post up but I am too damned lazy to do that right now, so use your imagination.

I am working on a new invention….toilet paper that can be used on both sides. Wish me luck.

My other invention, the vaginal cell phone never did work out. Do not ask for details.

For anyone who is truly interested, here is the font layout that I am using for this blog at the time being: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, “Segoe UI”, Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, “Helvetica Neue”, sans-serif;